How do you measure up?

Men do have a tendency to exaggerate, as proven by new research, which reveals the average UK penis size is 5.16 inches when erect and 3.6 inches when flaccid.

TheyFit condoms anonymously surveyed over 20,000 men and found that British males aren’t as big as previously thought. However, erect penis size ranged widely, from just 3 inches right up to a whopping 10 inches!

Slightly more than half (53%) of UK men have an erect penis between 5 and 6 inches in length, while 26% are shorter than 5 inches and 21% are longer than 6 inches.

There is a surprising variation in girth sizes too, with 4 inches difference in the circumference of the smallest and largest. The average erect penis circumference is 4.7 inches.

Those living in the north west of England report having the longest willies, while those in the south west have the shortest.

Breaking the results down by city, Stoke-On-Trent lads have the longest and Bristol men’s members are the widest.

Here at Erotic London, we have therapists listed in Manchester, Cardiff and London and also many other cities in the world. So I suppose our therapists are privileged to see many privates.

I can’t say I’ve noticed any real difference between the cities, but according to this data our Cardiff customers should be the most overall impressive down below, with Cardiff men ranking in sixth position for both length and circumference.

But of course, we all know size does not matter… it’s what you do with it that counts!